I sometimes wish I was the guy who’s shagging a different hot bear daddy type every week…
But I don’t have the means to do so.
I mean it’s not like I don’t get sex, I just wish I was a total slut being fucked all the time, orgies and shit like that… I just need to learn how to flirt our more importantly be flirted with and go to the bear nights.
OMG. did I really wear that shirt for that scene?!
My friends give me so much shit for my “acting” in this scene
Only on tumblr will you see a post like this… Priceless
Hoooooooly Fuck, I cannot think of a better porno existing than this. Must see it!
While Johansson’s first Marvel appearance in Iron Man 2 may have relied somewhat upon sex appeal, this was quickly nixed in favor of characterizing her as the most cerebral Avenger. Her most important scenes in The Avengers relied upon her intelligence and skills as a spy, to the extent that she even managed to outwit Loki, the God of Lies. At the end of the movie, she’s the one who closes the portal that let all the aliens into New York. Then in Winter Soldier she’s given second billing to Captain America, a meaty role that showcases a wide-ranging skillset that stretches far beyond just “kicking ass.” At no point during any of these movies does she seduce anyone, by the way.
Sadly, there’s very little sign of this character in the most easily accessible reviews of both The Avengers and Winter Soldier. Judging by the Guardian, WSJ, or New Yorker, Black Widow is more like a blow-up doll with a black belt. By their logic, if she’s wearing a tight outfit, then she must be a sexy ass-kicker, meaning that she must be the token female character, and therefore is little more than eye candy.
With that thought process in mind, it must make perfect sense to relegate Black Widow to a single sniggering comment about her catsuit, because obviously Scarlett Johansson is just there for decoration. And if you’ve read in the New York Times that Black Widow is a token female character, then chances are you’ll have internalized that opinion before you even buy a ticket. The feedback loop of misogynist preconceptions continues on, and in the end, we all lose out.
Glasgow in the sun.
I love this city so damn much when it’s sunny, all the workies have there “taps aff” (as they say in Scotland), and gat daymn is it a turn on!
Full metal alchemist: Brotherhood
So I just marathoned all of fma:b over like 3 days and omg I’m so sad it’s over D’:
Straight girl in da club:
So I was chatting away with this girl for a while and I was very aware she was coming on to me, which always makes me super super super fucking awkward and then this:
Her - Can I tell you a secret?
Me - Yeah sure!
Her - I’m REALLY into guys with beards *wink wink nudge nudge*
Me - Oh? Can I tell you a secret?
Her - Oh, no no… Hehehe okay?
Me - I’m also really into guys with beards I’m SUPER GAY!
Her - *face drops* D: